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Pretty good fella,
but not good enough.
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- Homo!
- Yeah, because I rule, basically...
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Shit bender.
Ah, Kelly, you're stankin'!
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What about you, you sweaty fuck!
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Aargh! Get away, you scummer.
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Later then!
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What you think of that, then?
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Tone?
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What?
10
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Think of what?
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The moves...
Me, Jonno and Kel worked it out.
12
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It's OK.
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Hey! Nothing to worry
about, dude. Yeah?
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Yeah.
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It's all right.
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Everything's cool.
17
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Hi, Maxxie. Hey.
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Hi.
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Who's that?
20
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That's Tony.
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What's up with you?
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I had a traumatic subdural haematoma
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with motor and
perceptional complications.
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Are you mental?
25
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Yes.
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I'd still give you one.
27
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Totally. He's well fit.
Yeah, Queenie?
28
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Yeah. He's buff.
29
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Hey come on, Tone.
See you later, girls.
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See you Maxxie! Bye!
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I wanna give Maxxie one.
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You can't. He's homosexual.
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Bummer.
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See? I remembered your favourite.
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Thanks.
36
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You've grown, Tony.
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And there's another two
inches in you, easy.
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How's your Mum?
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I don't remember you.
40
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Oh, well.
We used to have lovely chats
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when I was cleaning your mum's place.
42
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You were such a clever little lad.
43
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I'm stupid now.
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No.
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Here you go, mate.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Oh, we used to giggle.
48
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Well, you never did know what
your mum was going to say next.
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Ketchup, Mum?
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Yeah, right.
51
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Bloody hilarious jokes she told.
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Filthy.
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Oh, a right laugh, your mum.
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Mum?
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I need to pee.
56
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I can manage it myself usually.
57
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Yeah, sorry.
58
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Oh, fucking... fucking...
fucking thing!
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Oh! Ooh.
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Oooh!
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Ooh la la!
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Yee-ha!
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Oi, look out.
Here comes Batty Boy.
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You wanna watch it, Dale.
He'll slip you a big fat cock!
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No fucking way, man!
66
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Cockety-cock-cock!
67
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Or he'll slurp you a big fat cock!
68
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A big fucking cock, yeah.
He'll be like, "All right, my lover!"
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and wank you silly all over his face
and then tie you up and shoving
70
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his big fat cock
right up your arse
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and you wouldn't be able to fucking
stop him cos it's fucking torture.
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You're shrieking and...
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I'm just saying fucking homos,
though, innit?
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Yeah, fucking homos.
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Fuck 'em. We'll fuck them up.
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- Fuckin' queers!
- Lads...
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Yeah, fuckin' 'omos!
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Nice one, Taz!
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Hey, Taz!
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All right, love?
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Tea's ready.
82
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Nice routine, Dad.
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Nice? It's gonna fucking
slay them at the regionals.
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Cool.
85
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I just wanted to ask, is it OK if
I drop out of my A-levels and...?
86
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Come back?
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I wanna leave college and
audition for musicals in London.
88
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You're getting qualifications and
you're coming to me on the building.
89
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But how's a history A-level
gonna help me be a builder?
90
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You'll be an educated builder.
91
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Dad, I want to be a dancer.
92
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They have dancing every Thursday
down the centre. You love that.
93
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- No, but...
- Pastimes.
94
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That's what we're into.
95
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- Dad...
- The rest isn't for us.
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Get the dog.
97
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Taz.
98
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Fucking turd burglar.
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Watch out, Dale.
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Fucking dog!
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Quiet, boy.
102
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You got something to say, kidder?
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Say what I like.
Free country, innit?
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Fair point.
But here's my suggestion, son.
105
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You tell your Dad what
you said to Walter Oliver.
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All right, my lover?
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Lads...
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- You got fucked up, man!
- Big, big time.
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Sid?
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Tony?
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I need to pee.
112
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My hands don't work.
113
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Well, I always sorted you
out when you were a baby.
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I got to register for college,
sign my name on a form.
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But my head's forgotten bits of me.
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All sorts of bits...
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Give it time, love.
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Just...
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I can aim.
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Right...
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All right?
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Oh, bloody hell, Tone!
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You always did make me laugh.
124
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You're making me miss.
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You and every other bloke
in this sodding house.
126
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Whatever happened
to that nice lass you had?
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My God! OK, watch this!
128
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,100
Watch this
you bunch of pussy-fuckers, OK?
129
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- One, two, three.
- Go!
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Oh, my God!
131
00:12:18,746 --> 00:12:21,318
- We on the right floor?
- Dunno, do I?
132
00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:23,540
All right... angry boots.
133
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,260
I want to get ready
for the party.
134
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,660
Well, that'll take all of
about 30 seconds.
135
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,500
I get ready. I dress up.
136
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:33,020
Nah... that's what we love
about you, Jal... Unstudied.
137
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Fucking hell... I dress up!
138
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Is this the door?
139
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You don't see that every day.
140
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It's open!
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That'll be Sid.
He's gonna take me home.
142
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:05,900
Oh... Chris... Jalander.
143
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,380
Oh, what a nice surprise.
144
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Came just at the right time.
145
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:13,721
Right...
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00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:15,800
Where's Sid?
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00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,720
Ah! Hi, guys.
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00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,860
Hi, Tony, Chris.
Hello, funny name.
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Where'd you lot spring from?
150
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:26,740
Just finished seeing to Tony.
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00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,157
Yeah. She was...
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00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:30,560
seeing to him...
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Great. How are you, lad?
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Better, thanks.
She's got warm hands.
155
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Oh, they're lovely and warm.
Always say that.
156
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,700
So you're all dancing
the night away tonight, huh?
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Yeah... bit of a party!
158
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,559
- It's not really a party.
- Yeah, that's right.
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00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,220
What party?
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00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,980
Look, sorry, Tone. But your mum
says we gotta take you home.
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00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:07,940
Maybe your folks think it's
a bit too soon to be going out.
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00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,220
Fuck my folks.
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00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:13,886
Where's Sid?
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00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,260
He couldn't make it, mate.
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00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:19,740
His dad made him stay in and...
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00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:20,893
Mow the grass.
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00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:23,463
Yeah, that's it.
He's mowing the grass.
168
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,500
He couldn't make it, Tony.
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00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,700
All right?
Sid couldn't make it...
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00:15:00,915 --> 00:15:03,780
Hey! Hi, Sid!
When are you coming to see me?
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00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,977
Everyone's so lovely in Elgin.
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00:15:07,097 --> 00:15:10,060
Here's my new friends,
Rory and Lachlan.
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00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,790
- All right, wee man?
- Hello there, Sidney.
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00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,060
Rory's going to let me
blow his chanter later.
175
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,460
It's easy.
Ye just need to learn tae finger it.
176
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,860
And I've already been
beating Lachlan's bodhran.
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00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:22,072
Magic! Aye!
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00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,101
- What?!
- I'm not very good.
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00:15:24,221 --> 00:15:25,740
Aye, ye are!
180
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:29,610
Anyway, there's a present in there,
Sid. And watch what I can do.
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Mighty fucking Scotland.
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00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:14,381
Hoots!
183
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,580
Don't you care what I want?!
Don't I get to decide?
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00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:21,680
Yeah. You're gonna decide to be a
builder who dances in his spare time.
185
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,658
I don't want to be
a fucking builder!
186
00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:26,067
- What's wrong with it?
- Nothing. Nothing.
187
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,360
I just... I can do this, Dad!
188
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,748
You don't think I can do it, do you?
189
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,000
No, lad.
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00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,600
Fucking hell! Thanks, Dad.
191
00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:40,435
It's not my fault, is it!?
192
00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:41,593
What?
193
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:44,087
That you're stuck in a fucking
white van all your life.
194
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:47,199
Don't you speak to me like that! I'll
clout you round the fucking earhole.
195
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,911
Like you clout the fucking dog?!
196
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:51,063
Don't bring the fucking dog into it.
197
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:53,062
I'll have no fucking
swearing in this house.
198
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,399
Mum fucking swears
at you all the time.
199
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,620
Don't wait.
200
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,500
We said we'd take you home.
201
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,940
Don't wanna go home.
202
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,400
203
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,940
in my Lamborghini
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00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,962
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00:17:14,082 --> 00:17:16,340
206
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,580
for the end of the night
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00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,700
you're pussy for life
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00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:27,599
209
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,620
210
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,980
211
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,300
Argh! Ow!
212
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,340
Oh... Fuckin' hell...
213
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,220
Sorry.
214
00:17:39,046 --> 00:17:40,980
I gotta remember
to stand pimp in these.
215
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,611
What's happening, "blood"?
216
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:45,834
I'm in for some serious slippy-slidey
todger action at this party, man!
217
00:17:45,954 --> 00:17:48,500
It's not... really a party.
218
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,719
Are you pissing me?
219
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:52,980
It's the biggest night of the year.
Everybody's going!
220
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,450
Yeah, except Tony.
221
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,320
Shame, man. It's gonna be...
222
00:18:01,825 --> 00:18:04,500
Tony can't go. Remember?
223
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:08,560
Fuckers...
224
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,000
Come on, mate.
225
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,300
I told you to keep quiet
about the sodding rave.
226
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,735
And why are you dressed
as a crack dealer?
227
00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:21,363
You think it's too much?
228
00:18:21,483 --> 00:18:22,875
If I'd just met you,
229
00:18:22,995 --> 00:18:24,834
I'd rather slit my wrists
than give you one.
230
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:26,953
That's because you don't
give anyone one.
231
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,455
Watch out or they'll take
your tits into care.
232
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:32,460
Because they don't get out enough.
233
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:35,500
You geddit? Your tits...
234
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,319
Hello, Mr Stonem.
235
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,550
Wondered where you were.
236
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,839
Thanks for bringing him back.
237
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,980
That's all right.
No problem. Maybe we'll pop round...
238
00:18:53,414 --> 00:18:54,607
tomorrow.
239
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,276
Let's go get fucked.
240
00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,544
Are you not going
to have anything, Tony?
241
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,367
No.
242
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:10,241
OK.
243
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,524
So, um, what did you get up to today?
244
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:14,934
He shouldn't be going out!
245
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,400
He's wandering around,
God knows where...
246
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,280
We don't even know who he's with!
He could have a bleed or a fit or...
247
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:23,280
Yeah, Jim. He's here.
248
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,520
Oh, fuck it.
249
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,700
Fuck it.
250
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:29,860
Fuck it.
251
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:33,240
All right, all right. Just...
for Christ's sake, eat something!
252
00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:35,266
Look, Mum's made it easy.
253
00:19:35,386 --> 00:19:37,471
It's all... lovely and...
254
00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,040
bite-sized.
255
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,420
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
256
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,180
Come on, let's talk about
something else. Come on.
257
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,840
Yeah, yeah.
What do you want to talk about?
258
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,100
Dirty jokes.
259
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,140
What?
260
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:57,300
Maxxie's mum says
your jokes are filthy.
261
00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:00,760
You saw Jackie Oliver today?
262
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,260
Jackie probably was thinking
about someone else. Right, Anthea?
263
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,000
Yeah, yeah...
264
00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:13,380
Anyway... This mate of mine's
been going to the doctor.
265
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,540
Who's that?
266
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,860
Er, don't think you know him.
Um, anyway he had to have some tests,
267
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:21,140
had palpitations or something...
So, he eventually goes back
268
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:24,020
to the doctor to get the results
and, er, the doctor says,
269
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,840
"Sit down. I'm afraid there's
good news and there's bad news.
270
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,679
"The bad news is
you've only got a month to live."
271
00:20:31,217 --> 00:20:33,480
My mate's like,
devastated, he's gutted.
272
00:20:34,219 --> 00:20:37,511
But he pulls himself together and
he says, "What's the good news?"
273
00:20:37,631 --> 00:20:39,687
And the doctor says,
"See my new receptionist?
274
00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,900
"Blonde. Great arse. Huge tits.
275
00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,670
"Well, I'm fucking her."
276
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,346
That's crap.
277
00:20:53,362 --> 00:20:54,362
Yeah...
278
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,810
My name's Anthea Stonem.
Thank you and good night.
279
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,767
They'll take her tits into care...
280
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:08,980
They're gonna...
281
00:21:10,489 --> 00:21:12,220
They don't get out enough!
282
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,860
I got it!
283
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,980
I got it!
284
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,180
Look, I've told you before, he's not
leaving college. That's it!
285
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,883
You don't need to be such
a monster man about it!
286
00:21:38,003 --> 00:21:39,339
Who's being a monster man?
287
00:21:39,459 --> 00:21:40,444
You is.
288
00:21:40,564 --> 00:21:42,799
What's eating you,
you big old bully!?
289
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,780
Nothing! Nothing.
Just leave it alone.
290
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,740
He's not leaving, that's final.
291
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,420
All right, Walter.
292
00:21:58,641 --> 00:22:00,860
Bandy... How you doin'?
293
00:22:01,081 --> 00:22:03,540
Only passable, Walter.
294
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,900
It seems like my Dale
has overstepped his mouth.
295
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,500
Little misunderstanding, that's it.
296
00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:16,140
What have you gotta say, dildohead?
297
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,740
Sorry, Mr Oliver.
298
00:22:18,961 --> 00:22:20,189
And...?
299
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,580
Sorry, Max.
300
00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:26,420
He's baked a cake of remorse.
301
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,517
Very nice.
302
00:22:37,637 --> 00:22:39,599
So we're all right then, Walter?
303
00:22:39,761 --> 00:22:42,580
Water under the bridge, Bandy.
How's the wife?
304
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,519
Oh, not bad.
They gave her early release.
305
00:22:44,681 --> 00:22:47,279
Still gotta wear
the electronic tag, of course.
306
00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:48,820
Bummer.
307
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:52,020
And they've banned her for life
308
00:22:52,201 --> 00:22:54,920
from operating a concrete mixer
or a cattle prod.
309
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:57,319
It's probably for the best.
310
00:24:57,100 --> 00:25:01,100
Oh, Tony! For fuck's sake. Come on!
311
00:25:06,961 --> 00:25:08,111
Fucking hell.
312
00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:09,660
Get off!
313
00:25:13,740 --> 00:25:15,620
Oh, fuck.
314
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,060
Tony?
315
00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,159
Are you all right?
316
00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:02,584
No.
317
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:06,020
Nobody wants me
to come out any more.
318
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,719
Oh, fuck it. Come anyway.
319
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,860
My dad won't let me
go back to college.
320
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,380
And mine won't let me leave.
321
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,220
We're both bummed, bruv.
322
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,720
Why doesn't Sid come any more?
323
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,662
Can't remember when he was here.
324
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,232
He misses you, Tony.
325
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,500
I miss me.
326
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,300
Come out. I'll get you dancing.
327
00:26:32,528 --> 00:26:33,440
Yeah?
328
00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:35,620
You gonna gay me?
329
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:37,660
Hey... Tony's here.
330
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:49,220
Who's that?
331
00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,340
Hello, everybody.
332
00:26:58,437 --> 00:27:02,641
I'd like to sing a little ditty
that I hope you'll rather enjoy.
333
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,319
Alastair, would you mind
pressing play, please?
334
00:27:05,481 --> 00:27:07,540
Thanks awfully.
335
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,879
Gimme a riddim blood. Mi
gonna tear it up with a back ender.
336
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:17,220
I wanna hear it big, blud.
I wanna hear it hit out, blud!
337
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:20,740
I wanna hear it massive!
Cos we're takin' it uptown!
338
00:28:16,401 --> 00:28:17,451
Hey! Maxxie!
339
00:28:17,681 --> 00:28:18,681
Monkey Man!
340
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:03,188
Fuck me...
341
00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,042
You're just a kid.
342
00:29:09,729 --> 00:29:11,859
- You're mental.
- Thanks.
343
00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,100
Ready?
344
00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:33,890
Hey, Jal! Where's your moves?
345
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:54,900
Fuck me senseless.
346
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:55,920
Whoa!
347
00:29:59,201 --> 00:30:02,380
Yeah. He's hot, man.
348
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:05,740
Ah, you gay boy!
349
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:12,220
Here I come, Cas. I'm coming!
350
00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,180
It's OK, Tony.
351
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,740
Come on.
352
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:49,100
No way. Look who's coming.
353
00:31:49,321 --> 00:31:51,340
It's Tony Stonem.
354
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,060
Oh, my God!
355
00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:58,380
Tony, hi! You look so OK.
356
00:31:58,561 --> 00:32:00,940
Not like... Well, they said
you were like a total mong,
357
00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:03,780
and I would have been so pissed
if you were a vegetable
358
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,820
and had to be switched off, yah?
359
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:08,641
- Do I know you?
- Tony! You do...
360
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:11,380
You know me really rather well.
361
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,460
Remember?
362
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,020
You were a very naughty boy.
363
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:19,900
But I forgive you...
364
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:23,020
Is it all still working, yah?
365
00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:24,479
Sorry. Can't place you.
366
00:32:24,641 --> 00:32:27,999
You remember, Tony. How you said
I was like your total dream shag?
367
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:28,999
Said that?
368
00:32:29,161 --> 00:32:31,959
Because Michelle had the funny tits,
and was so boring,
369
00:32:32,121 --> 00:32:35,540
and you wanted to go out with me cos
I had the longest tongue you ever...
370
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:38,180
He can't... place you.
371
00:32:40,161 --> 00:32:42,140
Come on, Tone.
372
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:49,700
Tongue?
373
00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:52,500
Oh, yeah.
374
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,120
Get off!
375
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:35,580
Help!
376
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,460
Wanna get out!
377
00:33:40,580 --> 00:33:42,020
Tony!
378
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,380
Get the fuck out my way, will you!
379
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,189
Tony!
380
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:15,340
Tone?
381
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,250
Stop fucking about, yeah?
382
00:34:42,161 --> 00:34:44,500
Wait... Wait.
383
00:34:50,248 --> 00:34:52,040
All right, Blowjob.
384
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:53,999
Faggot.
385
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,239
Cocksucker!
386
00:34:56,364 --> 00:34:58,060
- Wanker!
- All right, gay boy?
387
00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,980
Fucking get him! Get him!
388
00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,380
Tossers.
389
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,039
Sent them the other way.
390
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,599
The fucking cake.
391
00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:08,260
I should've knew it when I saw
the hundreds and thousands.
392
00:36:08,441 --> 00:36:11,358
Lemon Drizzle. It's a piece of piss.
393
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,220
Dale.
394
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,119
You can't just
treat me like shit and then just...
395
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,300
Just...
396
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,479
Ah... fuck it!
397
00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:42,540
Jim? What's wrong?
398
00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,980
Sorry it's so late...
399
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,559
I've lost Tony.
400
00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,500
He doesn't answer his phone.
401
00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,100
I don't even know if he can.
402
00:36:57,980 --> 00:36:59,860
I can't keep him in. But...
403
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,319
He's not right.
404
00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:06,690
Who is?
405
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,239
Everything's mental.
406
00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:11,260
This competition last week.
407
00:37:11,380 --> 00:37:13,940
Fucking break-dancing chihuahua.
408
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,919
I mean, what's it come to?
409
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,151
Right.
410
00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:28,260
You never know what's gonna happen
till you're sitting in a hospital.
411
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:34,317
And I'm thinking, I've really,
really fucked up here,
412
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:37,591
because I'm supposed
to stop this happening.
413
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:41,855
And now I don't know where he is.
414
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:49,220
Something happens,
suddenly you've lost them.
415
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,980
His friends'll look after him.
416
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,239
What you on?
417
00:39:05,354 --> 00:39:07,010
Cass sent me a tab.
418
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,160
She misses you, right?
419
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,590
I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.
420
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,480
I go to see him.
421
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,756
I went to see him.
422
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,600
Well, I suppose
you deserve some fun.
423
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,880
Those guys just like my tits.
424
00:39:33,901 --> 00:39:35,310
Oh. Sweet.
425
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,036
You're avoiding me.
426
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,720
You make me think about him.
427
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,968
You're not the only one, Chelle.
428
00:39:47,088 --> 00:39:50,880
I was there every day trying
to get him to say something.
429
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:55,240
And everybody really, really
fucked up and I'm just trying to...
430
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,640
And nobody comes but me
cos it's so terrible.
431
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,279
You should have fucking helped me.
432
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,760
All right!
433
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,040
When it happened...
434
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,399
before the bus...
435
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,947
... he was on the phone,
436
00:40:19,349 --> 00:40:21,920
... he was on the phone
437
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,839
I don't think he remembers.
438
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,543
- But he said...
- Chelle.
439
00:40:25,663 --> 00:40:28,262
Fuck's sake, I'm trying
to tell you this!
440
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440
Oh, Jesus!
441
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,319
Tony?
442
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,439
Hello.
443
00:40:53,323 --> 00:40:55,000
Wait, I'll go back with you.
444
00:40:56,388 --> 00:40:57,840
Effy's taking me.
445
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,130
I will remember everything.
446
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,400
Where are you going?
447
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,879
Not now, Sid!
448
00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:06,160
Got lost.
449
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,880
Where do I fucking live?
450
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,560
Walter will run him round
in the morning.
451
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,720
Look, don't worry yourselves, OK.
452
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,159
She's a bit upset.
453
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,479
Yeah.
454
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,999
College starts today.
455
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,839
He's in there, love.
456
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,120
Talking, not shouting.
457
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,240
OK.
458
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,319
Lovely bit of cake, that.
459
00:43:08,717 --> 00:43:10,439
Young Dale's got the magic touch.
460
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,770
He's got that all right.
461
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,431
You're good enough.
462
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,440
Yeah. I am.
463
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,319
I'm bloody good.
464
00:43:25,849 --> 00:43:27,719
Get it from your old man, probably.
465
00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:29,573
Reckon?
466
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,623
I'm artistic, yeah.
467
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:36,239
Not as artistic as you, mind.
468
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,298
Some things is just
the way they are.
469
00:43:41,570 --> 00:43:42,610
Yup.
470
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,639
I got lucky, didn't I?
471
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,080
You didn't turn out like
the fucking ASBO Army out there.
472
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,560
No, Dad.
473
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,720
I feel like taking some
fucking credit for it. OK?
474
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,199
I'm never gonna be a builder, Dad.
475
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,130
You'll understand this one day, kid.
476
00:44:08,627 --> 00:44:10,799
You're everything
I've got to show for my life.
477
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,907
And I'm not ready for you to go,
478
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,119
because I fucking love you too much.
479
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,399
I'm an idiot, I know.
480
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,279
I love you too, Dad.
481
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,199
So if you're not coming building,
back to college.
482
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,400
Give me the last year.
483
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,119
And then it's game on. All right?
484
00:44:39,479 --> 00:44:40,479
All right.
485
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,159
Taz. On your bed.
486
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,750
At least the sodding dog
does what he's told.
487
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,120
I can register if I write my name.
488
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,720
It's more than that, Tony.
489
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,400
It's not just signing your name.
490
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,959
Then fucking help me!
491
00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:22,200
Or are you gonna be
a complete fucking arse-wit
492
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,000
like everyone fucking else I know?
493
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,440
Whoa! He speaks.
494
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,320
You gotta slow it down.
495
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,600
Stop trying to write.
496
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,880
It's just a shape your hand makes.
497
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,080
Close your eyes and just kinda...
498
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,640
dance it.
499
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,240
Tone.
500
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,360
Do I have to gay you now?
501
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,559
Resync: Nathbot
502
00:47:15,921 --> 00:47:17,760
Who are you?
503
00:47:17,921 --> 00:47:19,359
Shit!
504
00:47:20,921 --> 00:47:22,199
Hang on...
505
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,839
You're fucking crazy!
506
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,320
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